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brooklinegirl ([personal profile] brooklinegirl) wrote2011-01-25 11:35 am
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This is an entry about Gerard's junk.

"I bet Frank's a grower, not a shower," [livejournal.com profile] mrsronweasley remarked, apropos of nothing (other than our ongoing intellectual involvement with Frank's junk. See our conversation en route to work this very morning:

[livejournal.com profile] mrsronweasley: "I'm really interested in Frank getting blowjobs."

Me: "… I believe Frank is really interested in that too."

[livejournal.com profile] mrsronweasley: "Yeah, but it's less creepy for him to be interested.")

ANYWAY. I concurred re: Frank's penis (we have long since come to the conclusion that Frank's dick, while nothing to be ashamed of, is very likely quite proportionate to his size.), and volleyed with, "Whereas we KNOW that Gerard's cock is enormous no matter WHAT."

More about Gerard's junk behind here. Come on. You know you want to look

Because COME ON, WE'VE PRETTY MUCH SEEN IT. It looks like a flower. Dude enjoys performing. A lot. A LOT. I am actually of the opinion that Gerard is pretty much always at least a little bit turned on while on stage. Like, half-hard. I - maybe think about that a LOT. I think it's his reaction to performing. I think he's got a lot going on in his pants even when he's not turned on, but like how I think Frank gets queasy before going on stage, I think Gerard gets hard.

So that whole conversation led me to think further about the situation in Gerard's pants and some of my very favorite moments thereof, such as:



"Let's get the lights on, even though I'm fixing my junk."

SO MANY THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THAT. First: that he announces it. Second: that he's DOING it. Third: that his junk is so unwieldy that he must adjust it onstage. (I know, I know, dudes arrange their junk all the time, but for me, GERARD arranging his junk is FASCINATING. To me. What.) I am so very very pleased with him telling us that, and I think that's what he does every time the lights dim. (Also: how AMUSED he is by telling us this. ILHIM.)

And we know he touches himself all the time - there are plenty of gifs of him with his hand down his pants - but sometimes it's really special and just THERE. Like, for example, this:



Wherein at, like, 1:05, you get Gerard's BONER. This is the video I show to people (Like [livejournal.com profile] shiningartifact) who are not in tune to the sheer obviousness of Gerard's onstage erections.

And UGH, my VERY FAVORITE YOU TUBE of Gerard showing us, oh-so-helpfully, what first base, second base, third base has been DELETED. I AM SO SAD. This PARTICULAR shot of it…zoomed. REALLY close in, to just Gerard's hand, and Gerard's middle finger just - nrrrrrgh, at the very end, strokes his BALLS all intently and just - thanks, Gerard. THANK YOU for sharing. We appreciate it a great deal. (I just spent a WHILE going through various shots of Gerard going through the bases. Dude was dedicated to stroking himself on stage, there. ♥______♥

eeeeee, TY to [livejournal.com profile] shiningartifact for providing us with a HELPFUL GIF OF THE MOMENT IN QUESTION:



L O V E.

I'm also quite a fan of Frank getting healed by the power of Gerard's crotch, at 1:20 here:



There really isn't anything Gerard's giant dick can't fix.

And HERE IS THE THING about this one:



Is Gerard working the fangirl line and not making much eye contact, but his little "I may," at about 30 seconds in, when asked about wearing short-shorts? GERARD. I JUST. Short-shorts: relevant to his interests. I can't take his little FACE as he says it - the tiny pleased smile at just THINKING about it. UGH.

But my VERY FAVORITE OF GERARD'S BONERS EVER IN THE WORLD is this:



Yes. That is Gerard singing "Cancer." Just keep watching. It's worth it. I'll wait.

…RIGHT?

RIGHT?

He moves his arms out of the way to LOOK DOWN to CHECK TO SEE IF HIS BONER IS AS OBVIOUS AS IT FEELS. Which, YES, Gerard. YES. It is. You can see it from SPACE. Boner during "Cancer" = BEST. ABSOLUTE BEST. GERARD, YOU ARE A TREASURE.



And yes, okay, maybe that's just Gerard's sizable cock in there and given that it's big no matter the state of its erectness, it's gonna be obvious, but I have to tell you, I've paid rather a lot of attention to Gerard's crotch in my time and I have seen a difference between "my goodness, he's well-endowed" and "HELLO THERE MR. WAY WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO PUT THAT."

(And right now all I can think about is Lindsey going down on him at home, and he's not even expecting it and she just WANTS it and she pushes him up against the wall and drops down on her knees and sucks him off hard and fast and so fucking perfect he can't even TAKE IT and he's just hanging on and LOVING it and gazing down at her all HEARTS IN HIS EYES because this is his hot-ass wife giving him the greatest blowjob of his LIFE and he is the luckiest dude in ALL THE LAND THE END.)

(Don't worry - I can't stop thinking about Frank blowing him either. DUDE IS SERIOUSLY LUCKY. Is my point.)

P.S. Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] shiningartifact for the very very appropriate icon. ♥

[identity profile] nokomis305.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD THAT CANCER VIDEO.

My favorite part is that the line after the TOTALLY SECRETIVE BONER-CHECK is "THE HARDEST PART OF THIS..."

[identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
the TOTALLY SECRETIVE BONER-CHECK is "THE HARDEST PART OF THIS..."

OH GOD I NEVER PICKED UP ON THAT. I WAS TOO BUSY GIGGLING OVER THE BONER. OMG. THAT MAKES A GREAT THING SO MUCH GREATER.

[identity profile] shiningartifact.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi. This is awesome. BTW, here's a gif of the first base, second base moment.

I aim to please. And also, thanks for telling everyone how I'm terrible at boner-spotting. :PPPP

I'm getting better....

[identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god, I LOVE YOU FOR THAT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. you should have seen my sad sad FACE when the video was gone! <3<3<3

And also, thanks for telling everyone how I'm terrible at boner-spotting.

SORRY BB. But you ARE getting better, now that you're enrolled in my Remedial Boner-Spotting Course! \o/

[identity profile] zarathuse.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, did lj eat my comment? LAME. anyway, what i said was basically: i'm genuinely glad we're friends now so i can wake up to discussions like this on my filst.

BUT. THAT SAID. i couldn't read most of this post because i get awkwarded the fuck out by gerard's stage boners. (which makes it really, uh, hard to be an mcr fan.) i live in the safe, happy world where any bulging in gway's crotch is strictly the result of weird folds in his pants or his unwieldy, COMPLETELY FLACCID penis.

THE END.

[identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
lj is an evil whore today. But YAY, I am happy to provide you with such scintillating topics to start off your day with a bang!

and awwwww! It's gotta be SO HARD (lol hard) to be in this fandom! You need, like, BLINDERS. <3

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[identity profile] fleurdeliser.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I APPRECIATE THIS POST.

[identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
AND GERARD WAY'S BONER APPRECIATES YOU.

[identity profile] tuesdaysgone.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUTUBE IS BLOCKED AT WORK AND I CANT SEE ANY OF THESE.

*CRIES*

UM. MODEL EMPLOYEE.

[identity profile] jrho.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You and me, both. *sadface*

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[identity profile] mistresscurvy.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I love how both of my main fandoms include epic, epic posts about the epicness of dudes' stage boners. Like, at this point I'm shocked when a singer DOESN'T get a hardon I can see from space, seriously.

One of the things that I ADORE about him is that even back when he was body-conscious and all that, the one area that didn't really apply to? HIS PENIS. Like, he has a penis! It gets hard! He's GONNA TALK ABOUT IT AND ADJUST IT, OKAY? And now that he's all LOOK AT MY PRETTY BODY, that's just INCREASED. BECAUSE HE LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY.

I think the other thing about his massive, massive cock is the fact that he is not a big dude. Like, Adam Lambert clearly has a python in his pants, but he's tall and broad and just has a physical presence that matches up (sort of) to the size of his penis. Gerard is a tiny little fey girl of a man who also happens to have a giant wang. He is like MADE FOR PORN OH WAIT.

Also, practically the only thing that makes me as happy as thinking about Frankie giving Gerard a blowjob is thinking about Lindsey doing it. And now I'm imagining them doing it AT THE SAME TIME, and like fighting over who gets his cock and who gets his balls at any one time, and Gerard's eyes just about roll through the back of his head.

[identity profile] happilyappled.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU for the mental images <3

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[identity profile] alpheratz.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't blame him, the way he sings Cancer turns me on too,

[identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL RIGHT? It's ~~SEXY. *staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares at his little hips*

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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
HE JUST LOVES HIS JOB. A LOT. OKAY?

(Also I agree about Frank. Totally a grower not a shower. Or maybe a chode.)

There will just never be enough boner discussion for my liking.

[identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
HE IS A TRULY MODEL EMPLOYEE. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S GOING ALL IN, OKAY?

...I don't know what a chode is, except that it's probably something I shouldn't' google at work.

I WOULD TALK ABOUT BONERS EVERY DAY EVER. I am a GIVER like that.

[identity profile] ciel-vert.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I WILL PROBABLY ENJOY THIS POST MORE WHEN I'M HOME LATER (EVENTUALLY) BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY GREAT NOW.

Also, this reminds me that in my epic LET'S TALK ABOUT MCR'S DICKS IN TOO MUCH CREEPY DETAIL post where I re-capped a reallllly long discussion on said topic with [livejournal.com profile] wasoncedelight, Gerard ended up being ranked Number One, all things being considered. Lol I should sticky that post so it's at the top of my LJ.

[identity profile] tuesdaysgone.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Please do, it's my favorite post that I've never read! Because it keeps. coming. back. up.

(I'M JUST LEAVING THAT LIKE THAT BECAUSE REPHRASING THAT NOW WOULD BE LIKE DEPRIVING SOMEONE OF A JOKE. AND THE WORLD ALWAYS NEEDS MORE DICK JOKES.)

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[identity profile] happilyappled.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I NOT mem this post? Seriously, I never paid attention to details, and you guys jsut make it so obvious and simple and normal. A natural-born porn lovers act doesn't even cover it.

And, in a thankful gesture towards what you just posted and shared with us, I have a gift for you. It's here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWFldVan3A4

[You're welcome.]

[identity profile] sweetmusic-27.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh! Adding my thank-you.

[identity profile] sweetmusic-27.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
XD I APPROVE OF THIS POST. And boners. Unsurprisingly. I swear he gets them more when the crowd sings or claps along, and that's just hot. I bet Frank and Lindsey always pull that out as a last push over the edge:

"I'm gonna..."
"Wanna see you do this on stage, baby."
"nnnnnghhh!"

[identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm gonna..."
"Wanna see you do this on stage, baby."
"nnnnnghhh!"


LOLOLOL OH GOD. I love it. I love it A LOT!
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[identity profile] tabula-x-rasa.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS IS A GREAT POST AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT. \o/

[identity profile] jezrana.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I APPRECIATE THIS POST. The idea that Gerard always gets turned on by performing makes PERFECT sense to me.

And yes, Gerard, casually mention your short shorts to fangirls. I MAY. WHAT IS HE.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I APPROVE OF THIS POST AND YOUR FACE AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, GERARD WAY'S SELF-INDUCED BONER AND ALL THE WAYS (LOL WAYS) IN WHICH IT CAN BE TAKEN CARE OF.

\o/
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[personal profile] isweedan 2011-01-25 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
First the underwear post and now the stageboner post.

FAVORITEEEEEEE.

[identity profile] raveninthewind.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Discussions like this make me sad(der) I am not going to MJ 2011. *sadface*

But the boner spotting tutotrial is made of win.

In related news, I am driving the crack van for fandom in Feb. *uses the "G doing Paul Gross Arms" icon* So I am going to be rereading favorite stories for that!
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[identity profile] morebliss.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
MY LOVE FOR THIS POST IS AS BIG AS GERARD WAY'S COCK!

[identity profile] peekabooby.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
JFC. I'm never closing this tab, just so you know. This is the kind of post I want tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.

[identity profile] asmallbluedot.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for this post. I believe you have done a great service for the world through its existence.

[identity profile] apocalypse-me.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I would just like to let you know that between this and reading through Jimmy Urine's twitter feed, I was able to stay away through my Modern Art history class tonight. *thumbs up*

[identity profile] carmesim.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
As a someone who is just squeeing inside from the fact she's not the one following (and nearly being blinded) by this lovely phenomenon, I think you might enjoy this video too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHUj341V3o

*waves hello*

[identity profile] carmesim.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
*only one. Sorry :p

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[identity profile] saturnangel587.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I am actually of the opinion that Gerard is pretty much always at least a little bit turned on while on stage. Like, half-hard."

Uh, yeah. Pretty sure that's totally scientific fact by now. XD Oh man... [livejournal.com profile] apocalypse_me linked me to this just now. Many giggles were had, especially since I was at the San Antonio show one of the videos is from. *sigh* Memories... Especially since that Projekt Rev show is when I got to meet him, and because of my wheelchair, I was eye-level with his, er, belt. *cough* Yes. Before they went on, though! So. Um. Yes. Memories...

[identity profile] pikasafire.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I almost died reading this whole post. Just... all of it! GERARD AND HIS GIANT BONER \o/

Oh, Geeway. Hearts in my eyes.

I have seen a difference between "my goodness, he's well-endowed" and "HELLO THERE MR. WAY WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO PUT THAT."
.

I may have choked on air and gasped a lot at that. LOLOLOLOL.

[identity profile] belleweather.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
How do you have both the best posts and the best comments section in bandom? I'm totally new to the fandom, but am seriously LJ stalking you. Sorry about that. (Only, sort of not.)

[identity profile] lilac-one.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
So we lost power for 36 hours literally right when I started to read this post. So you can imagine what a pleasant experience it was for me when I finally had time/electricity to come back to this. Oh, Gerard. I cannot fricking wait to see you live.

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